GMD Redux!

I decided that I am bored of the "Gaaon Mein Sabun" line from GMD.

Also, its partial to the people working in the FMCG sector.

So I though of a few alternatives:

Tier 2 Consultant: Sunday ko ppt bana raha hai, jhooth hai uska hasna

Corporate Finance: Documentation sambhaal raha hai, jhooth hai uska hasna

Corporate Banking: SME appraisal kar raha hai, jhooth hai uska hasna

Risk Management: Arbit model bana raha hai, jhooth hai uska hasna

Bank Treasury Sales: Client ke peechhe pada hua hai, jhooth hai uska hasna

Mutual Fund Sales: Client ke double peechhe pada hua hai, jhooth hai uska hasna

Business Analyst: Google pe search maar raha hai, jhooth hai uska hasna

IT Consultant: Design nahi coding kar raha hai, jhooth hai uska hasna

Executive Assistant: Secretary ka kaam kar raha hai, jhooth hai uska hasna

Conglomerate: Yahaan se wahaan toss ho raha hai, jhooth hai uska hasna

Equity Research: Faaltu ke view de raha hai, jhooth hai uska hasna

Financial Markets Trader: Andhere mein teer maar raha hai, jhooth hai uska hasna

HR: Baithke frax maar raha hai, sach hai uska hasna...